Birther Island!
<flyover shot of Hawaii>
Someone's birth certificate is missing. One man journeys to a mysterious island to find out the truth.
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WOMAN: Yeah, he's my baby. I had him...in HELL!
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MAN: This document is a forgery. Look, there's a misspelling here. A smudge of guacamole there. If you flip it over, it's clear that this was a coupon for Chili's. I want answers!
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MYSTERY WOMAN: The prophecy says one will rise up from the island and gain power over the United States of America.
MYSTERY WOMAN: Does it say if he'll get a second term?
MYSTERY WOMAN: The prophecy does not specify.
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MAN: It's...you.
MYSTERIOUS PRESIDENTIAL MAN: I just wanted to clear this matter up...by sending you back to where you came from!
MAN: Newark? Kenya? Sorry, I'm a little confused here.
MYSTERIOUS PRESIDENTIAL MAN: I meant that I was going to kill you.
SCENE
MAN: Damn you, Birther Islaaaaaaand!!!
Posted on: May 14, 2010 8:21am. Permalink
Gmail allows sending mail from your own SMTP server
I use my Gmail account to send and receive from all of my other email accounts (bradsimpson.com, swashbucklerinteractive.com). Previously, it would display (in email apps like Outlook) that the email was sent "on behalf of" my Gmail account. Now, you can change your account settings to send mail from your domain's outgoing mail server. Nice one, Gmail.
Gmail Blog:
Send mail from another address without "on behalf of."
Posted on: Aug 18, 2009 8:34am. Permalink
Thank You, Wii Virtual Console!
The Wii Virtual Console is everything I'd ever hoped for in a virtual console. Large library of old school video games. Games from multiple consoles, not just various flavors of past Nintendo machines (crap, they have the Commodore 64 Summer Games available now). My favorite part may be the "save anywhere" feature, though. Back in the day, games didn't have fancy "save" features (well, only the expensive games like The Legend of Zelda). And passcodes were nice, but, meh, too many damn characters to write down and type in. Now, with the glory that is the virtual console, you can save anywhere in the game in any game. No longer do you have to stay up all night trying and failing to beat Dracula in the first NES Castlevania. Now, if you can actually get to Dracula, you can save it right on that level and stay up all night failing to beat him. BUT, when you wake up dreary-eyed the next morning, you'll be able to continue not beating him at the point where you threw your wiimote across the room the previous night!
Ok, I'll stop being modest. I finally beat Dracula. It took me a couple days / weeks / months, but that's exactly the point. And it counts, yes, it does. I'm adding a Castlevania notch to my belt. I also beat Ninja Gaiden for the NES, a game that haunted me in my dreams for years and years (and, really, it was one of the hardest, and, in my opinions, most unfair games of all time).
So, goodbye ninja nightmares. Dracula has been slain. Maybe I'll go for the gold in C64 Summer Games. Anything's possible in this brave, new, world.
Posted on: Jul 14, 2009 5:27pm. Permalink
Inland Hurricane
From the Southern Illinoisan's web site:
On the afternoon of May 8, 2009 a storm unlike many had ever seen struck Southern Illinois and parts of southeast Missouri.
The National Weather Service in Paducah, Ky. recorded peak wind gusts at more than 80 miles per hour in Marion and Carbondale, with sustained winds blowing at 68 mph. One observer at the Southern Illinois Airport in Carbondale saw an anemometer record a gust as high as 106 mph. Radar images taken at 1:28 p.m. show an “eye” feature that had developed north of Carbondale and moved over Murphysboro. Isolated embedded tornados were also recorded. All told, the destruction to towns, neighborhoods and homes was significant.
Luckily, nobody I knew was hurt, but everybody had damage in some form or another, whether it was fallen trees or a roof that blew off. Read more and check out some photos at the Southern Illinoisan web site.
Posted on: May 20, 2009 7:07am. Permalink
Moved In
Officially moved into our new house in Durham yesterday. Body aching. Tired. So tired.
Posted on: Apr 10, 2009 6:13am. Permalink
Durham
So, looks like we're moving to Durham, assuming all the inspections turn out fine. We considered staying in Raleigh, but we would have wanted to be close to downtown and probably couldn't have afforded it. The house we're (hopefully) buying is 1-2 miles away from all the good stuff in downtown Durham, so we can walk on a nice day (unlike today, as we're buried in snow -- c'mon. snow in march? what the hell?). The house is over 100 years old and is part of the historical society, so I assume we'll be bumping into the ghosts of old dead Durham people all the time. Hey, we need to make some friends here anyway.
Now, the only problem is finding good pizza in Durham. Yeah, we've been to Satisfaction a couple times and Pop's Restaurant was good (although the atmosphere is a little fancy-schmancy for my taste in pizza parlors). We love Lynnwood Grill and Lilly's in Raleigh, but we haven't found anything like that in Durham. In Tallahassee, our favorite pizza place was Decent Pizza, so that's pretty much what we're looking for. Cool, grungy atmosphere. Overwhelming smell of pizza ovens. Unnecessarily loud indie music. Ironic posters of breakfast specials on the walls. Why is that so hard to find here?
Posted on: Mar 03, 2009 7:16am. Permalink
Inauguration
So, being in D.C. for Obama's Inauguration was awesome. Can't say I'll be in a crowd of millions again anytime soon. We're going to see Norm MacDonald this weekend in Raleigh, but, let me think. No, probably won't be a crowd of millions there. Maybe pushing a couple hundred. Probably won't be in the presence of so many celebrities ever again either, my stint as an intern on Politically Incorrect aside. I mean, I did get to meet a lot of celebrities during that summer: Mark Hamill, Howie Mandell, Bob AND David on separate occasions, although I didn't know who they were at the time because I didn't have HBO or friends who watched Mr. Show. Yes, I'm still kicking myself. I mean, I walked Bob Odenkirk from the green room to his limo and didn't have any idea who the man was. Bob. David!
Anywho... Lots of hopes and dreams in D.C. last week. Kelle and I were glad to be a part of it (and glad our friends Debby and Justin would put us up for a few days -- we weren't particularly excited about paying a couple hundred bucks to camp on somebody's front lawn in the freezing cold). Now, we just have to hope that Obama fixes everything asap. So, hopefully he gets on that. With the fixing. Of things. As soon as possible. Or as is convenient.
Posted on: Jan 26, 2009 8:18pm. Permalink
Wrasslin'
Wow, The Wrestler looks really, really good. I'm not sure if it's because of Darren Aronofsky, Mickey Rourke's Oscar-buzzed performance, or the subject matter (I was a big WWF nerd in the 80s), but I really want to see this. I heard it made "Rowdy" Roddy Piper cry or something. That's good enough for me. I hope this comes to Raleigh soon, because I'd actually leave my house to (gasp!) see this movie in the theater. I'm also curious about Valkyrie, the Bryan Singer Nazi movie, although I don't know why Tom Cruise can't pretend to have a German accent. Seems like him sounding like a regular, old American would shatter the suspension of disbelief I'm supposed to have about him being a Nazi. If he couldn't handle the accent, why didn't they get another actor? Like, maybe a German actor who speaks German. Ok, maybe this movie doesn't look so hot. I'll just go watch The Pianist again instead.
Posted on: Dec 17, 2008 2:01pm. Permalink
Swashbuckler Interactive Is Live
Finally got the site up for my freelance web design company, Swashbuckler Interactive LLC. I started the company back in January 2007, but haven't had a chance to get a site together. Too busy working on client work, which is a good thing. I had been updating my portfolio on this site, but I figure all new stuff will go on my official company's site. Now, I just need to get some business cards made...
Posted on: Nov 21, 2008 9:28am. Permalink
Live Chat Is Dead To Me
So, I spent half an hour today in an online chat session with Earthlink tech support. Sometimes with online support chat, it seems that the operator is actually a chatbot. I type in my question, then they parse out the keywords and send useless "helpful" links back to me.
Me: "I think your installation of PHPMyAdmin is broken. It's generating bad queries."
Them: "Visit this link to learn how to form correct MySQL queries."
Me: "No, please listen to what I'm saying. I'm not writing any MySQL queries. All of my queries are awesome. The problem is with PHPMyAdmin, which you guys installed."
Them: "Visit this link to learn how to use PHPMyAdmin."
Me: "I hate you."
So, after thirty minutes of this, I ask to speak to somebody who knows what they're talking about. He (or it?) gives me the tech support phone number, and I solve my problem in about five minutes. Turns out, there's a server-wide problem on Earthlink's end that they're going to have to fix. So, there. Was that so hard, chatbot? Why don't you go back to moderating gaming chat rooms and leave the tech support to people who know what they're talking about.
Okay, done ranting.
Posted on: Oct 22, 2008 6:22pm. Permalink
Stereolab at Cat's Cradle
Taking a break from obsessing over TV On The Radio's new album Dear Science, we caught Stereolab last night at Cat's Cradle in Carrboro. The last time I caught them was in Chicago during their 1999 tour for Cobra and Phases Group Play Voltage In the Milky Night. I seriously don't remember them rocking as hard as they did last night. For a band known for their atmospheric, "space-age bachelor pad" sound, they can really pound out the songs on stage. Most of the songs they played were new (I have yet to get their new album Chemical Chords, although I may be purchasing it today), but they performed plenty of classics, including the final song in which Bradford Cox of Atlas Sound joined in. Well worth the 35 minute drive from Raleigh, although it really does take an amazing band like Stereolab to get me out to a 9pm weekday show. The last show we saw was Iron & Wine at The Moon in Tallahassee, and this is our first time in Cat's Cradle since moving here 6 months ago. It was definitely a much smaller venue than, say, The Moon, but that just added to it's intimacy and powerful acoustics. I mean, how can you not love a venue with an old-school arcade (although they need to get Double Dragon working again - please get on that pronto).
Here are photos from Stereolab's Athens show on Saturday. Just pretend Laetitia is wearing a purple dress and there's not a sign for 40 Watt Club in the background.
Posted on: Sep 30, 2008 7:01am. Permalink
Summer!
First day of summer. Sold a house today. Finished a book (Stephen King's It). Moved my biz to North Carolina. Crazy day. Jam packed full of stuff.
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